Isn't it hilarious when little kids say things that they probably don't understand?
Answer: yes.
Don't get me wrong, I am not referring to Bill Cosby's version of the kids say the darndest things.
Of course some kid would say something weird to a goofy sounding black dude while at the same time being in front of a camera.
I am talking about when they say things that are just straight up crazy. Like when a kid learns a cuss word and decides it is the best idea ever imagined to repeat it about thirty times. This especially cracks me up. Some little dumbfuck kid running around and screaming "Fuck, fuck, fuck" just somehow seems hilarious to me. Anyway, not a gigantic entry to the blog, but just something I decided would be a great idea to get off my chest.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Lovely Ambition
Writing in a blog is a personal act and at the same time something that is intensely public. While bloggers worldwide pour their thoughts out onto a blank and receiving canvas, there is also the possibility(and in some cases the actuality) of someone reading your thoughts.
Now, doesn't that seem egotistical? In one sense it is the epitome of egotism; the idea that your thoughts are meaningful enough to warrant someone's adulation or even attention.
I have resolved myself to not get sucked into the fantasy most played out in the blogosphere. This is, of course, the idea that people give a shit about what you say. With that said, here I go.
My blog entry today consists of a few things. I will enumerate them for the congregation(LOL):
1. I will state that my day of nothing was fantastic.
2. Signing off because it is late. FURREAL.
1. Days of nothingness are, on the whole, drastically underrated. When I write nothingness, I do not truly mean ABSOLUTELY nothing. What I do mean is that a day of taking time to yourself to be with yourself or perhaps a loved one is time well spent. Whether you are reading a book, watching a movie, or even taking a well deserved nap, keep in mind that life is short and you might as well enjoy it. There are certain influences out there that would lead you to believe that a day of nothing is a day wasted. These people are dickheads.
Of course everyday cannot consist of nothingness, otherwise how would we ever get anything done? But if you listen to the dickheads, and this they are, then you would be led to believe that a day where no work was put in is a day that was wasted. This is intrinsically false and will lead you down a dark road where you put your work in front of everything else in life. This is a trap many fall into and can't drag themselves out of. Don't do it.
2. Well, I guess this is where I sign off. I will commence work on writing in actuality tomorrow and I hope it doesn't suck. Send me yo BEST WISHES!
Now, doesn't that seem egotistical? In one sense it is the epitome of egotism; the idea that your thoughts are meaningful enough to warrant someone's adulation or even attention.
I have resolved myself to not get sucked into the fantasy most played out in the blogosphere. This is, of course, the idea that people give a shit about what you say. With that said, here I go.
My blog entry today consists of a few things. I will enumerate them for the congregation(LOL):
1. I will state that my day of nothing was fantastic.
2. Signing off because it is late. FURREAL.
1. Days of nothingness are, on the whole, drastically underrated. When I write nothingness, I do not truly mean ABSOLUTELY nothing. What I do mean is that a day of taking time to yourself to be with yourself or perhaps a loved one is time well spent. Whether you are reading a book, watching a movie, or even taking a well deserved nap, keep in mind that life is short and you might as well enjoy it. There are certain influences out there that would lead you to believe that a day of nothing is a day wasted. These people are dickheads.
Of course everyday cannot consist of nothingness, otherwise how would we ever get anything done? But if you listen to the dickheads, and this they are, then you would be led to believe that a day where no work was put in is a day that was wasted. This is intrinsically false and will lead you down a dark road where you put your work in front of everything else in life. This is a trap many fall into and can't drag themselves out of. Don't do it.
2. Well, I guess this is where I sign off. I will commence work on writing in actuality tomorrow and I hope it doesn't suck. Send me yo BEST WISHES!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Checkin In
So I apparently suck at keeping promises to myself.
Easy enough. I will continue in full force on this blog on the morrow so that I can sleep a little easier.
BTW Foreigner is AWESOME.
That is all.
Easy enough. I will continue in full force on this blog on the morrow so that I can sleep a little easier.
BTW Foreigner is AWESOME.
That is all.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Isn't it weird
It's strange, to me at least, to be writing in this blog. "Why is it strange?" you might ask if you don't know me. Well, to answer that, I have just never figured myself to be the blog type of person. I don't log into Facebook every 2 hours to post a status and see how many people will respond to it generally. And I don't particularly need another form of expressing my frustrations to the world.
So, to answer the question (assuming of course that you are still reading this introductory missive), I am writing in this blog to strengthen my written skills. I believe that through writing in this damn thing every day that I will be able to develop my limited skills as a writer and actually get after doing something that I have enjoyed doing my entire life. This is a means of motivating myself. Does it matter if it sucks a whole lot? Not to me.
In order to do this I will be trying to post something in this blog everyday and maybe someone will read it, maybe not. Either way, I will endeavor to make sure that something that interests me is posted, along with maybe a picture or a video for fun. Here's something to start out with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WUitPlA8o&feature=feedrec
Monday, August 23, 2010
Monday, June 16, 2008
Steve Wilkos
Last night as I was watching a lecture and concurrently keeping my eye on the television, I managed to catch part of a show know as "The Steve Wilkos Show". At that point I was not paying attention to either of those things but then suddenly I heard a torrent of abusive language pour out of my television. Steve Wilkos was, I guess, yelling at the top of his lungs at some hispanic pedophile.
I paused from watching lecture and began to watch this neo-Nazi inquisitor go about his systematic abuse of the pedophile. While I realize the guy he was yelling at is scum, the way he looked while yelling and the way it was done was pretty whack. I did some research on the guy and apparently he's a sideshow act to The Jerry Springer show; kinda like Dr. Phil on roids.
After I had finished watching this display, I knew what Wilkos had reminded me of... an angry penis!
Especially when he gets all mad and starts spitting at people. I bet his audience consists of gay men and lonely women. Otherwise I don't see at all what pleasure one could derive from seeing a penis headed bitch spit all over his guests.
***DISCLAIMER*** I do not support pedophilia or pedophiles
I paused from watching lecture and began to watch this neo-Nazi inquisitor go about his systematic abuse of the pedophile. While I realize the guy he was yelling at is scum, the way he looked while yelling and the way it was done was pretty whack. I did some research on the guy and apparently he's a sideshow act to The Jerry Springer show; kinda like Dr. Phil on roids.
After I had finished watching this display, I knew what Wilkos had reminded me of... an angry penis!
Especially when he gets all mad and starts spitting at people. I bet his audience consists of gay men and lonely women. Otherwise I don't see at all what pleasure one could derive from seeing a penis headed bitch spit all over his guests.
***DISCLAIMER*** I do not support pedophilia or pedophiles
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